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On Superbowl Sunday, while y'all were eating potatochips and drinking beer. While you were entertaining your guests and eating nachos and beandip, your friendly neighborhood pornographer, Black Vagina Finder, was out on these cold mean streets trying to scrape up some ass to show y'all this week. I left out of the house at 3pm and didn't get back until 8. So I spent FIVE FUCKING HOURS driving around trying to find some pussy. It's cold outside so the pickins are slim out there. I can't wait until it gets hot so that I can find some pussy within 5 minutes. I burned 3/4 of a tank of gas in my raggedy car and that shit is ridiculous!
My pussyhunting guardian angels put me through some trials sometimes. They will let me try and try until I'm broken, ready to quit, and go home. That is the time when I ALWAYS find some pussy on my way back home. I saw Stella sitting at the bus stop with her coat all the way buttoned up and her head tucked inside her coat. I knew the hoe was cold cause it was freezin like a muthafucka outside. I wrapped around the block, stopped by the bus stop, rolled down my passenger side window, and hollared at her. This was how the conversation went down.....................