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I know y'all been bothering me for a white girl so here she is....So sit back and relax because this is going to be a long story and I haven't told a good story in awhile....You know the story ends with some fine white ass as you can see above but that's just the tip of the iceburg....

As I said last week, the city in Ohio that I usually recruit from has been dry of street hoes all summer....One of the hoes that I picked up today but failed to convince to take pictures or videos for the internet told me that it's because it's summertime and since the kids are out of school, the police are keeping all the drug selling and using niggas off the streets....The woman also advised me that if I waited until after the 15th of the month, that I would have better luck...And if I waited until the last three days of the month, that there would be PLENTY of hoes that are hurting for cash and it will be much easier to get some girls....

However, I can't wait that long...I have you paying customers to please and I told y'all that come Hell or high water, that I would find a brand new bitch off the streets for y'all...And I wasn't going to update the site until I found a new bitch...And the fact that my main car is still sitting in front of the house of the dude who was supposed to fix my car makes it all the worse...My transmission needs to have a new seal put on it and the negro still hasn't even touched my car......I should've just taken it to the white man at a real shop and I would have been had my shit working by now but NOOOOOO! I had to go to the black man who is a good mechanic but I don't feel like waiting for his son to finish his three days of jail time and community service so he can finally get around to helping his dad out....Therefore, I have to putt around in my MAMA'S car during the day...And I can't drive around long because I have to pick her up from work at 5 p.m. which gives me very little time between the time I drop my kids off to the babysitters at noon and the time I have to head back to her job to pick her up....I pray to God that my car will be functional by this weekend so that I can start hunting girls in Cleveland where I KNOW that there's a gang of hoes ready and willing...I'm just not willing to drive my mama's car out there with her bad brakes and an engine that is prone to overheating if you let it run idle too long...

I'll be updating the site on a Tuesday and I'm writing this story Monday night......So I drove around from the time I dropped my kids off to the time I had to pick my mama up and there were only two hoes outside in the whole city....Now I'm not talking about the young tenders out there that I usually like to hunt for my own personal pleasure, because there were plenty of those girls outside....I'm talking about street hoes....Women out there that will do almost anything for a dollar...Women that are broke and hungry and too lazy to work for it and just want a quick buck...Those girls are hard to come by in this city right now.....I drove and I drove and I drove and one of the girls I already shot years ago and the other woman was coming from a drug rehab meeting and while she was willing to fuck for $20, she didn't want to take pictures, talking about how she was in the actors guild or some shit.......I just remembered that I saw another fine bitch that I mentioned last week named Lexus....I asked her if she knew any girls to get naked and I would pay her a finders fee...Now this bitch is a PROSTITUTE who thinks that she has some morals....She told me that she wasn't willing to exploit her sisters like that....She doesn't mind sucking dick and fucking for money but if the man is holding a camera while she's performing her services, it's all of a sudden exploitation?...Let me tell y'all bitches out here that sell your ass for a living something...If you want to all of a sudden have some morals, stop taking the easy way out by spreading your legs for a living and go out and get a REAL JOB......

Anyway, I drove around for hours and I couldn't find shit out there and I had to quit and go get my mama from work......After I brought her home, I had to go get my kids from the babysitter and I figured that I wouldn't be finding any pussy today and I got ready for the barrage of complaints from y'all about me not putting up any new material...But then, one of the church kids came over to play with my kids and since my mama was home, I told her that I would be back in awhile so that I could go out and find a new bitch...I didn't think I would find anything but I had to keep trying because of my PLEDGE to you, my customer, to find a new girl........I left out at 7 pm and she asked me to be home by 9 so I didn't have much time...I would drive around until 8:30 and if I didn't find anything by then, I would just go back home...

Then, a miracle happened......A lily white blonde angel fell out of heaven and landed in the ghetto and smack dab into my lap....And I mean she was in the HOOD........Once I got her in the car and gave her the sales pitch, my first question was what in the hell was she doing out there in the hood with all those niggas around....And this wasn't one of those "wigger" white hoes, which is a bitch that was raised around coloreds all her life and ends up walking and talking just like any black hoodrat....This was a REAL white girl with fluffy blonde hair, a decent face for a street hoe, and a smooth white ass....She graduated from an all white high school way out in the boonies and she even talked like a real white girl......I couldn't wait to get her back to my spot so that I could put my dick in her mouth and it seemed like it took forever to get there....The place I rented this time around is damn near on the other side of town and with this bitch's crazy ass in my car, it made the ride even longer....

The first time she fucked up was when she asked for a cigarette....My mother doesn't smoke.......I smoke in her car also but I make sure that the windows are rolled down and I let the cigarette hang out the window so that it won't leave a smell in the car after it's aired out.....When I first picked up the bitch, she got in the back seat instead of the front seat and I'm not about to be on some "Driving Miss Daisy" kind of shit where my nigga ass is driving through the hood with a white bitch riding in the back like she's in some kind of limo...While we were driving, I asked her if she wanted to get in the front seat and she said yes...So while I go to pull over to the curb so that she can get out and get in the front seat, this bitch decides to crawl from the back seat to the front seat without getting out the car....This in turn causes her to burn herself with the cigarette that she had just lit.....Now I don't give a fuck that she burned herself but she let a few hot ashes fall on the passenger seat and it left a mark......But since they were small marks and she was such a pretty white bitch that was about to make me a lot of money, I let it slide...

Then on the way to the place, she wants to keep fucking with the radio by changing the stations and turning up the volume to an unreasonable level....First she listened to the black stations but then she turned to some rock station and here I am blasting rock music driving through the hood with a white bitch.....But I still didn't care because I was desperate for a new hoe and I didn't have much time to waste.....

So we finally get back to my spot and she starts to take off her clothes to take the pictures first....After that, we were going to do the blowjob video....But right now, y'all aren't going to see any pictures.....See what happened is that my little point and shoot digital camera decided to stop working on me after only one picture...So that means that I gotta buy a camera before this weekend.......But since I already paid her the $20 for the picture session, I was just out of that money.....So I grabbed the video camera and put my dick right in that white bitch's mouth.....Lawd it looked to precious seeing her thin caucasian lips wrapped around my black dick.....

I busted a nut right in her mouth and then the craziest thing happened.....She jumped up and walked out of my front door saying that she was out....I told her ok and let the bitch leave....But then I remembered that my mama's car was unlocked in the driveway and I didn't want her getting in the car looking for anything so I decided to look out the front door and make sure she wasn't stealing anything....That's when I discovered that the girl was still naked and standing out my driveway with all kinds of niggas across the street that can see everything.....How do you think it looks to have some blonde white bitch with her titties all out standing in a driveway in the hood.....I yelled out, "BITCH, YOU'RE STILL NAKED!"....She then replied, "So are you", which I was because my dick still had cum oozing out of it.....She kept saying out loud in the driveway, "Why do you hate me?...Why do you hate me?"....

I immediately ran back in the house to pack my shit up as quickly as possible so that I could hop in the car and drive the fuck off...leaving a naked white bitch in the driveway to walk home...But as I re-opened the door in order to leave, she had her clothes on and was crying and asking me why I hated her....Then she kept saying "I think you're hot" and "I want to suck your dick some more to get you off", at which I told her that she already got me off and that I didn't hate her....She wanted a hug so I gave her a hug and decided to rub on her ass and squeeze her tits some more because I really didn't give two fucks about her feelings anyway....But I really didn't hate her and I don't know why she would say that....It just turns out that she is just a crazy drunk bitch.......

She asked to use my cell phone to call somebody....But she was too fucked up to even know which number to dial....She was just holding the phone strangely and when I just saw her hit the green button, I knew that she had probably dialed somebody in the recent calls list on the phone....Fortunately, my bluetooth earpiece was connected so no matter who she dialed, I would be the one to hear the voice and talk to the person....Before I left out to hunt that evening, I had to return my babymomma's call so that she could talk the kids and because her number is forever blocked from making my phone ring and she has to leave a message...So then as I hear my babymomma's voice in the earpiece, I had to tell her that I called the wrong person and hung up using my earpiece...but the funny thing is that this white bitch was babbling in the phone like she was actually talking to somebody, and it clearly looked like she was faking so I don't know who in the fuck she was trying to fool with that shit..

Then it's time to drop this bitch off from where I found her....She was able to direct me to a nearby "trap house" (the new word for dopehouse or crackhouse)....And when we pulled up into the driveway, some dusty lookin nigga opened the door and was looking at us...I asked the dude if he even new this white bitch because it was a pretty nice house and I thought that she took me to the wrong place......And since you can't open the passenger door from the inside, I had to ask the dude to come out and drag that cracka out of my car because she was acting more fucked up than when I first picked her up....It was nice though because I was fondling her pussy and her puffy white nipples while I was driving and she seemed to like it anyway.

So after that long drawn out story, Click Here To Join to see the video of this cute authentic white bitch sucking on my dick.....

EDIT!!!:....The bulk of that story was written at 2am...I am now back at the spot this afternoon editing the video so I can then upload it...It turns out that the woman left her house keys over here...And I know she's gonna want it because there is a little heart locket on the key chain with a picture of her son in it....So I'm going to use the keys as an excuse to see her again soon...Email me at howardugrad @ yahoo DOT com and let me know what you want me to do with her...I'm definitely going to try and get some pictures of her so that my picture fans will get to see something new...So email me right now so that I can try to get her back over here on the weekend...Or call me at 216-472-3508 and leave a message.

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