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This 31 year old bi-sexual female is from New Orleans, Louisiana. She lived in the Magnolia projects, the same projects where the Cash Money Clique (Juvenile, Lil Wayne, Manny Fresh, etc) are from....I met her one morning while I was driving to get me some breakfast at a local small cafe-style restaurant.  Just as I was about to pull up in the restaurant parking lot, I saw "Pork Chop" walking on the other side of the street towards the bus stop...Even with the loose jeans that she had on, I could still see her ass sticking way out from across the street so I blew the horn and waved at her and she waved back to me.  We all know that if a female waves back to you after you blow your horn at her, that's the signal for you to come and talk to her....So I turn around and ask her if she needs a ride and she says yes and gets in my car.  Even though I was hungry as hell for some food, I'm always hungry for some new pussy out there that can make me some money and I know for a FACT that this girl will be a big moneymaker for me....I'm the type of nigga that will tell a girl up front that she can make ME a lot of money. I don't give a fuck. If she turns me down, she turns me down.  

This is a little off subject but I happened to see a nice thick pretty girl at the grocery store the other day. I waited for her to come outside and I handed her a business card. She said that she remembered me because I gave her a business card a long time ago and she even remembered where I gave it to her.  I asked her why she didn't call me and she said that she wasn't interested in taking pictures for me at all so I told her to give me my business card back because I was low. Can you believe that I've passed out almost 1,000 business cards to hoes out in the hood since I've started this website? I've watched girls throw my card in the trash in front of me as soon as I gave it to them. I've heard girls swear to me that they would call me and never did. I've heard girls swear to me that they would never get naked and then call me a few months later asking me if they can make some money. I know of girls who have kept my card in their purse for MONTHS after I've given it to them. If you want to grow a large clientele of females who will call and beg to make money, pass out 1,000 business cards in your hood and pay around 150 of them. After that, you'll have a big enough referral base of hoes that you'll never have to look for another one in your life, and since you've had to talk to almost 1,000 different girls and give a sales pitch, your game will be so tight after awhile that you can easily find pussy walking around on the street to do what you want, even if you're not even looking for pussy at the time. Because I decided to skip my breakfast and give this girl a ride, now you're seeing her on this website naked and she's making ME money. It was worth it. 

Back to the story of Pork Chop........When I picked her up and she got in my car, I asked her where she was going and she said that she needed to go to the shelter because she was about to move her and her daughters in there.  She said that she had to move to the shelter because she moved up here with her "sister" from Louisiana and all of a sudden, this girl just throws her and her kids out on the street....I've heard these sob stories before so I know that she isn't telling me the whole truth.  She also told me that she had three daughters. One was 13, one was 10, and one was 6.  Apparently her sister was jealous of Pork Chop because she gets child support from her two babydaddies and that she was working and making some money...Once again, the bullshit alarm rang off in my head. I've heard this story before from another girl I used to mess with and I found out later that it had nothing to do with the girl's sister. It had to do with that the girl was just a lazy trifling fuck who didn't give a damn about shit but herself....This made me tell Pork Chop off the break that I didn't believe everything that she was telling me. And it turned out that I was right once again....

It turns out that the girl that she was living with wasn't her "sister" at all. It was just a girl that she says one of her daughters is related to...Earlier, Pork Chop swore that she didn't mess around with women but the next day, it turned out that she messed with women "a little bit"....She also lied to me about the age of her daughters. She said that they were 13, 10, and 6 when in actuality, they were 15 going on 16 next month, 13, and 6.  At least she got the 6 right....Also, it seems that the woman who threw her out is now a man hating lesbian (even though she has kids) who doesn't even want a man parking IN FRONT of her house on the street...Y'all know how those lesbo chicks who have been scorned by men are. They fuck up themselves by choosing a no good nigga in the first place and after she's tired of getting her ass beat and cheated on and disrespected, she all of a sudden wants to put her tongue in some pussy and treats everything else with a penis like shit....That's the kind of woman that Pork Chop lived with.  So if some man came to pick her up from the house, the woman got all jealous and bitched about it....Even if she was going to hang out with a female friend, the woman still bitched. It turns out that the woman wanted Pork Chop's pussy exclusively on some wifey shit and when pork chop said no, she threw the woman out on the street....So that's where I come in...I just happened to see her right after she got kicked out and was on her way to sign up for the shelter....And it isn't some fucked up shelter where people are getting stabbed and their shit stolen and stuff like that. It's a nice shelter for women with children. The curfew is 7 pm every day, even on weekends...They serve good food to the women and they also help the women with finding housing and getting a job. It's a pretty good deal. And it's a deal that most of these lazy bastard women out here won't take so I have to commend Pork Chop for taking a positive step in the right direction in hopes of changing her life for her and her children. 

But pork chop has her flaws too. But her ass isn't one of them. Look at that round plump cornbread ass! And her pussy is oh so good! Ummmm Ummmm.  She has one of those cajun/creole accents and when I first heard her talk to her daughter, I couldn't understand them. It was like they were speaking another language.....She said that she moved up here to get away from her family in New Orleans. She said that they are a very loving family, but their tempers are so bad that she was getting in too much trouble fighting with them. And I'm not talking about arguing. I'm talking about FIGHTIN'. She can't even go back to the N.O. right now due to some shit with her hitting her brother over the head with a skillet..

Now when she first told me all of this, she was sounding all soft and sweet. She was sounding SO soft and sweet that to a nigga who doesn't know any better, would be taken in by her charm.  And after she found out that I'm living in a three bedroom house by myself, she REALLY turned on the charm then. I didn't even know the girl an hour and she had already asked if she could move in with me....I cleaned up and redecorated my house and I got rid of that brown raggedy ass couch that you've seen numerous crackheads posing on and cleaned up all of the junk in my crib that was making it look like a crackhouse....I put that stank couch on the curb and got a nice new gigantic leather sofa...I changed the rug and added some artwork. I also made sure to keep the kitchen spotless so when a girl comes in the house and sees all of that food in it and a clean stove to cook it on, her pussy gets wet and she's ready to bend over and give you some right on the spot...I never realized the power that a clean well decorated house has over some pussy...I mean these girls panties want to drop now. 

Anyway, she kept mentioning that she would like to be my "roomate" and I told her that I would think about it...I also told her that she has a good thing going at the shelter and she can make some good of her life if she's willing to follow their program.  But her thing is that she likes to drink BEER. You don't need to give this girl any weed or coke or cigarettes or anything like that. All you need is at least two 40oz's of Bud Ice and you're gonna have a good time and get you some pussy. This girl has a passion for beer and I make sure that she has PLENTY to drink every time she comes over here. It's a bargain to me...Most girls require at least hard liquor AND a blunt or two of marijuana just for you to sit and talk to them on some non-sexual shit....Now when you factor in the weed that I smoke, and all of the liquor that a girl can consume in one month, that costs at least 300 a month if you see that particular girl on a regular basis and it will cost you at least $20-$25 per visit on the low end with one of those females. But with this female, the cost per visit is only $6, AND you're guaranteed to get some pussy out of it...Plus since she doesn't smoke weed, that's saving me money on smoking any with her and having to go by more weed more frequently for myself due to me smoking it all up with a female.....If you're going to be fucking around with these girls, you need go do a Cost/Benefit analysis on them...Make sure that the benefits of a female always outweigh the costs of a female. But once the costs outweigh the benefits, cut that female off. The fattening of your wallet afterwards will be nothing short of miraculous. 

The only thing about her is that when she gets drunk, her true self shows and no matter how long a woman thinks she can hide her true self, eventually her actions will reflect how she really is....I've been seeing her all this past week and since her youngest daughter goes to school up the street from me, we go pick her up. Then we go wait on her second oldest daughter to get off the bus from Junior high school. Then we all go to my house and chill and we go to the shelter so she can meet her oldest daughter and make their 7 pm curfew....But a couple of times, we all came back to my house so that she could continue her beer drinking...By the time she's halfway through her second 40oz, she starts to get a little wild. She talks loud and talks about all kind of sexual things in front of her children that I personally didn't approve of but since they're not my kids, I didn't give a fuck....She looked like she was really trying and that she was really a victim of the woman who threw them out on the street...

But then I saw the ugly come out of her one day...She was mad because she lost her job and she was out drinking beer all day so when I picked her up that afternoon, she was already tipsy...Some shit happened to where her 13 year old daughter went in the house that they were thrown out of to talk to the girl who threw them out.  Then the girl lied about being in their to her mother. It seems like the girl lies a lot.  Anyway, she lied one time too many to Pork Chop because she grabbed that girl outside, slapped her, and threw her in the back seat of my car while the girl cried the whole fucking time. As I said before, she's not my child so I didn't give a damn. All I was thinking about was getting up in Pork Chop's ass......Then the woman continues to hit the girl in the car before they come in the house. So I figure that the beating is finished by then. But no.......While I'm in the kitchen, she hits the girl a couple more times and then all of a sudden, the girl comes running in the kitchen dripping blood out of her nose. Pork Chop said that she didn't mean to do it but I don't know because I was in the kitchen and didn't see the hit.  But now that there was blood of her daughter's dripping on MY kitchen floor, I had to step in. I screamed on pork chop and cussed her the fuck out for having her child bleeding in my house and had her clean that shit up off of the floor. Then even though I was about to eat some Church's Chicken, I had to go get a cloth and wipe the blood off of her daughter's face and arms while Pork Chop cleaned the floor....And then the girl started spitting blood out of her mouth too. It was all fucked up and I really felt sorry for the child....There's some other shit that happened but I'm not going to say it on this website. 

I told Pork Chop that we ain't down in the Bayou anymore and we don't act like Jungle Bunnies up here. There was no fucking reason to make the girl bleed in my house. And then what REALLY fucked me up was that I saw some blood droplets on my BRAND NEW LEATHER COUCH!...That's when I lost it...I was able to get the blood but still. I can't have shit like that happening in my house. So even though I was in the mood to fuck her, the blood and the ignorance that I witnessed turned me off and I drove her and her kids back to the shelter and dropped them the fuck off for the night....She was afraid that I wasn't going to call her anymore so she called me later that night and asked me if I was still mad. I told her that I was still mad at her but she doesn't need to worry because I still wanted to fuck her. Once she was assured that she was going to still get some of my dick, she felt better. 

So the next day, I go and pick them up from the mall because they just went to see the new movie, "Grudge"....I was going to make her fry up some porkchops that I just got from the grocery store but when they came out, they already had food with them...We get to the house where I already have the beer ready for her to drink....Me, Porkchop, and her three kids were all sitting down the living room watching B.E.T. and then all of a sudden, Porkchop asks me if I want to go upstairs.  So we grab our beer and go upstairs to the sitting room. We sit up there for a minute and then she asks me if I have a condom....Then I have to walk back downstairs and I'm searching for a condom and her kids have to know what's about to go down. I tried to stay calm about it because my dick was hard and I was ready to get up in their mama's ass.....I get back upstairs, tell her to take her clothes off, and hop in that ass. Man that was some good pussy....I'm going to bring this girl back for a fuck video real soon because I LOVED fucking this pussy.

And somewhere in the timespan between my story, I took some butt naked pictures of her and got some upclose pussy and asshole shots of this girl's beautiful pussy and nice tight clean asshole....And I must tell y'all that fucking that fat ass doggy style from the back is like a dream....I could have fucked that pussy all night but I had to get her back to the shelter at 7.

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