Her Milkshake brings my dick to the yard

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It's 7 am Saturday morning and I haven't slept yet. I've been up all night kickin it and I'm kind of woozy. However, since I have something to do tomorrow, I might as well write some or all of this story while I wait for the video to compress on my video editing machine. I don't call this girl "Milkshake" for any particular reason besides the fact that she kept chanting that song hook, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard". I don't remember telling y'all but for a couple of months, I had completely lost my sex drive and my interest in sex. But now, I think I am getting my groove back now. With the help of some Viagra and a positive attitude, I'm back with a hard dick searching for open mouths. I'm still not interested in fucking anybody because I am sick and tired of pussy. Since I have so many girls, the thrill of the chase is gone. Plus, pussy gets you in too much trouble and too many situations that you don't want to be in just because of pussy and I have officially sworn off fucking for awhile. The only kind of sex I'm going to have is getting my dick sucked because that's the only real thing that turns me on....

Plus, I haven't put up a good dick sucking video in a minute and I knew that I needed to switch up between pictures and videos to try to keep all of my members happy....And since I'm not like some of these little fake ass low budget copycat webmasters, I don't have to try to sell some shitty video with Paypal. It's about to be 2004 and the mailing of videos will be a thing of the past. Plus it's too hot right now with the Government and I wouldn't dare send a porn video through the US Mail....Anyway, I'm serving you this video hot off of my camera and on the internet because I only got my dick sucked an hour and a half ago at 5:30 in the morning....

I met this girl off of one of the phone chatlines a couple of months ago. I was in my low sex drive stage and I was just tired of all of these broke begging ass bitches in my city. So in my voicemail on the dateline, I said that I didn't want any broke females to send me a message. She hits me up and she tells me that she's 30 years old and that she's a registered nurse who makes $28.00 an hour....When I first met her, it was like 2 in the morning but she was still willing to come over to my house and meet me....She said she had a car and I was happy since I don't meet women with cars or even drivers licenses around here. She said that she was on her way over and I said cool. Then she calls me ten minutes later and said that she just remembered that her sister borrowed her car and asked if I could come pick her up....I did so and she didn't look too bad. I knew she was a thicky thick girl and she had a nice big ass on her....

While we were at my home drinking some Canadian Whiskey, she told me about how she was about to move from the apartment where I picked her up to her new home in a city 45 minutes from here. She said that she had a 2004 Convertible Chrysler and how she LOVED to spend all of the money she made...Since I was tired of the broke chicks, and she said that she had money, I fell for her game hook line and sinker....We talked a little more and I didn't make a sexual move on her that night because I knew that my dick wouldn't get hard (due to me being in my low sex drive period) and soon I took her back home. We exchanged numbers and I was excited to have a seemingly successful nurse who had her shit going on.....I tried to call her a day or so later and I always got her voicemail. On her voicemail message, she was moaning and groaning on some sexual shit....I thought to myself what kind of Registered Nurse would have an unprofessional voicemail message on her phone? Nurses are on call and I know that she must get calls from the hospital to her home but I put it to the back of my mind because I liked her backside and I wanted to tap that ass.......Then I don't see her for two months until I saw her walking by the chinese carryout two days ago. 

I asked her why she hadn't called me and she said she lost my number and that she moved to her new home in the new city...I asked her why she was walking around here and she said that she had come to visit family and that her car broke down and it was in the shop...I gave her another business card and drove off with my Pork Fried Rice.....She then called me a few hours later asking me what I was doing...I told her that I was over a female friends house drinking and smoking. She said that she wished that she was with me and wanted me to come see her but I had some shit to do later and wouldn't have time so I turned her down and told her to call me the next day...She called me the next day and asked what was up. I told her that I was about to go cash a check and she asked if I would bring her a beer. Now she didn't even ask for any decent ladylike beer like Budweiser or Miller. I was about to get her a 24 ounce of Bud Ice...But she wanted to drink the Rotgut shit. It's a very strong and nasty malt liquor called "211 Steel Reserve". It's some high octane shit and I won't drink it...

I wondered why a Registered Nurse would want to drink some Rotgut beer like 211 and I was starting to doubt what this woman was saying....She told me that she was at her sisters house and it's in a drug infested neighborhood with Crack as the leading substance sold there. I go in the house and she tells me that her sister was out running the streets somewhere and she had to watch the kids. They were mannerly kids and they seemed healthy so I don't think they were neglected or anything like that....And then the woman starts battering me with stories of how she needs money for shit...Let's go through a list..

She wanted $5 so that she could go to some birthday party at a raggedy ass club...Even though I poured her a big glass of straight liquor from the bottle I bought, she wanted me to leave the REST of the bottle there (which I didn't)...She needed money to get her car out of the shop and that she was only $35 short of what she needed....She needed money for some cigarettes...She needed money to get some diapers for her sisters kid....The little boy walks in the kitchen and since they don't have kids diapers for him, they have those grown peoples diapers called Depends on the boy. How in the fuck are you going to have a grown ass diaper on a little boy? His little pajama pants was puffed out with that big ass Adult Diaper on him...

I asked her how in the fuck she didn't have money to buy diapers when she makes $28 an hour as a registered nurse? She said that she hasn't worked at her job in three weeks because she broke her ankle falling down some steps in her high heeled boots and then showed me her ankle which wasn't any more swollen than her other ankle....Therefore she has no money...I asked her when she was going to go back to her home in her new city and she said that she needed to raise some money to get there...When I asked her why couldn't she go to her home and get her other car that she claimed she had while her car is being fixed and she gave me some line about having to pay mileage along with her lease....

So now I'm starting to doubt this new home she has and the cars and the job...I may be wrong but she might just be a crackhead in disguise. The signs are there....She lives in a crack infested neighborhood...She said that her sister smokes crack and she never has any money in her pocket even though she is supposed to be making so much money...So either she's a straight crackhead who has been lying to me or she is actually a nurse and spends her money on dope...Either way, I don't see how a Registered Nurse would have me shoving my dick in her mouth for $30 but who knows? Maybe she just likes sucking dick and the money was icing on the cake....

I picked her up twice in the same night. We agreed to meet around 1 in the morning so that we could take some butt naked pictures...I was going to take her pictures and then hit her with the upsell and offer her $30 for a blowjob since she was already naked. But since she was housesitting for her aunt who lost her house key and is too cheap and lazy to get another key, she couldn't stay long because she had to leave the woman's door unlocked....The viagra kicked in by then and I was pissed that I couldn't get a blowjob and I just planned to post the pictures up this week and hope to get her to blow me later. But then, while I was at a friends house smoking a blunt, she calls me at 5 in the morning and tells me she's ready to give me that blowjob. I shoot over there and pick her up and even though she said that she wasn't the greatest dicksucker, she did a very good job. And thanks to the Viagra, I was able to have a nice hard erection while I enjoyed shoving my dick in her mouth. 

I'll put up her wide open pussy and asshole shots up later because this website is due for a good dicksucking video...I read the emails from members who want to see more pictures because they have slow internet connections so I'll be sure to keep switching up from pics to video. However, I will not be providing still shots from the videos in a photo gallery. I think stillshots of a video are a waste and you don't get the true experience of watching the live action..The only stillshots you'll see from a video are these sample pictures you see..I think photos should be done with a digital still camera and you can get more artistic shots...

I'll see you soon with those pictures and in the meantime, enjoy the video I'm serving to you....

Click Here To See Me Stick My Dick In Her Mouth On Video!!

There will always be low budget copycats out here but you can trust that I'm here to stay. I have some idiot gap toothed faggot in Detroit who wants to be me so bad, he copied the whole look of this site..He serves blurry pics off of a bullshit server and can't even serve video from his server because he's on a $10 a month hosting plan...He can't even take Visa card on his site because you must register your site with Visa and pay a $750 registration fee along with a $350 yearly fee to be allowed to take Visa. But this broke ass nigga who thinks he's a pimp can't afford to register with Visa card...I won't mention him because the only notoriety he gets is the notoriety that I give him..He thinks his bullshit "war" with me is boosting his popularity when it is really making him look like a fool of himself within the adult webmaster community..He'll NEVER get an ounce of respect from our colleagues in this industry because he is nothing more than an asspimple...So I'll let him keep thinking that he's doing some damage while he makes himself look dumber all the time with bullshit claims of selling hundreds of videos in a day and selling 50 memberships a day...Keep dreaming you greasy Jheri curl having shit stain ....Nobody with any sense believes your dumb ass and you're making yourself look like even more of a fool with joining up with the Garbage Man.....I'm telling you to give it up now man cause you can never topple the king. You trying to challenge me is like a ghetto burger joint trying to challenge McDonalds. 

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