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This past Sunday evening, I was chillin at the house and I wasn't planning on going anywhere that night. I had just gotten back from eating a Baby Back Ribs dinner at Outback Steakouse, and I was just going to find some pussy for this week's update sometime during the week after work.

However, my cell phone rang. I had the phone set on vibrate and I didn't want to pick it up because my woman was sitting right there. I don't like to be talking to hoes that are calling me talking about some bullshit while I am relaxing at the house with my woman. I didn't recognize the number on the caller ID so I ignored it. But they left a message and called again. I went upstairs to check the voicemail and I couldn't believe it, I got a message from "Pot Belly Belinda" of last week and she had her girlfriend with her. Belinda told me that she needed some money and her friend was willing to get naked. All I had to do was drive up the street and pick them up.

I immediately grabbed my camera and hopped in the hooptie. Five minutes later I picked them up. I made a deal to give Doris the usual $20 and to give Belinda a $10 "finder's fee". We got to the Budoir and the first thing Doris saw when she walked in the door was the full bottle of Paul Masson Brandy on the table. She said loudly "WOOOOOOH!!" and went straight for the bottle. She said that she needed a shot first to get her in the mood. So I poured Belinda and Doris a large shot. Both of these women keep chitterchattering the fuck out of me, well mainly it was Doris.

Belinda could have just kept her $10 and watched the photoshoot but she went ahead and got naked without me asking her. Once the liquor started taking effect, we were able to get down to business. It turns out that Belinda is Bisexual and she has a lot of girlfriends that will be willing to get naked and will do some freaky shit on film and video. So look out for more of The Adventures of Pot Belly Belinda and Her Freaky Deaky Girlfriends in the future. I'm about to make Pot Belly a STAR!

Members will notice in the pictures that Drunkin Doris did not let the drink leave her hand during most of the photo shoot. Even when she was doing the dual pose shit with Pot Belly on the bed. After the shoot, Doris filled her glass 3/4 full of straight brandy when I left the room for a quick second. From now on, I'm keeping the liquor in the closet. I then dropped them off at a neighborhood party/hangout/drug house where they were feeling likg big ballers because they had some money in their pocket ($30 between them). Belinda was saying "They gonna be fucked up when they see that we got our own bread."

I finally got those two chattering hens out of my car and went home where I then threw up all of my babyback ribs from OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE. Those muthafuckas poisoned me and I was sick for two days. I still have the shit in the freezer in case a lawyer wants to call me talking some shit.

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